1/ You can watch it almost all day. Him, his smile, his little buttocks molded into his jeans… Especially if we work in an open space and he is installed not far from us. Very exciting but very very hard to concentrate (we spend a little too much time watching it by chewing on our pencil like Fifty Shades of Grey. Oh no he saw me! Operation I push-my-head-into-my-screen).
2/ Any medium becomes an object of fantasy for us. On the photocopier, that wouldn't be bad… Hum, this little dresser too… And in this office:oh yes, oh yes!
3/ We smell its perfume every time we pass one another. It's chemical:our hairs stand on end, our heart races, we can't take it anymore! We want it.
4/ Things are never clear. We throw bits of paper at each other, we laugh, we pat each other on the shoulder, we look for each other. But you never really know what the other person thinks of you. To tell the truth, we often don't even dare to ask him if he has a girlfriend, for fear of getting grilled. So we live in fantasy. And that's not so bad! No fuss, nothing to be ashamed of, nothing blatant, nothing out of place. But at least we're having a little more fun!
5/ We are super motivated in the morning before going to work. Before, we dragged our feet and counted the number of hours until Friday evening. Today, we jump out of bed singing, dancing, we always look great and we try even harder to get noticed by working like crazy.
6/ If there has already been a kiss, or even more, we are experiencing a "hidden" love. With us, it's hot potato. But at work, we are pro. We seem like nothing. And it makes us want each other even more.
7/ We send internal emails. Videos of cats, "dates at the coffee machine?" », « cigarette breaks? or even "I want you". And we laugh internally because we pretend to read a professional email. Thermal shock. Ecstasy (by the way, we see him sneering, our Mister Fantasme, opposite).
8/ When we want to talk to him, when we don't know each other well, we always have the excuse of work. "Say, did you hear what the chief said earlier?" It's incredible ! or "Damn!" There are no more Kit-Kats at the machine! Revolution! »
9/ We (really) like outings with colleagues. Before, we always found excuses not to go. Today, we always find plenty of things to celebrate with them.
10/ We take breaks. Before, we were close to burn-out by chaining a whole morning of work or an afternoon without a break. Now, we always find excuses to get some fresh air, from the cigarette break to the phone break through the coffee/tea/sweetened milk break. As a result, our brain is aerated and we are a little more zen and efficient at work! Yippee (by the way, will have to continue these breaks when we lose interest in Mr. Fantasme)!
